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August 27, 2014 Uncategorized

5 Weird Realities Of Composing Music For Movies And Ads

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OK, so you finally think you understand what a director meant by “the essence of Chicago,” but you’re just as certain that nobody has invented a deep dish bass guitar yet. It looks like you need to get creative. Sometimes that can force Keltonic to grab stuff from his garage. “The director wanted the fastest strumming guitar possible, and I thought, ‘You know what? I’ve got a weed whacker in my trunk.’ So I stuck that next to a guitar, and for about eight seconds, I got a really cool sound. Then it destroyed the guitar strings.”

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While Keltonic is at a place in his career where he can hire full orchestras for his scores, younger composers like Russell or Thomas O’Boyle will sometimes write and submit entire pieces entirely on their computer. Even though he’s a violinist, Russell rarely tracks himself playing live, because the tone wouldn’t be the same as the parts cranked out by the software.

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canada goose black friday sale Hans Zimmer, of Inception and “BRAAAAM” fame, was one of the pioneers of this technique. Zimmer still wanted the sound of traditional orchestral instruments, but he couldn’t get real instruments to conform to whatever crazy noises were bouncing around his brain. Early music samples weren’t great at mimicking “pretty” instruments, like uk canada goose an airy flute or a delicate harp, so Zimmer’s scores employed more heavy percussion, brass strikes, and rhythmic, choppy strings, as those samples tended to translate better on a computer. This eventually led us to the modern sound we hear in blockbusters today, which we’ll dub “Batman music”: canada goose black friday sale

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If you heard it again somewhere for example, while purchasing donuts with your Visa card you wouldn’t immediately think Batman’s coming. According to O’Boyle, this is absolutely intentional. What they want above all else http://www.canadagoosejacketoutlett.com is consistency.

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Great scores do still come along, of course. And as for Marvel, well, let’s just say they didn’t exactly stick with the template with Black Panther, which includes African flutes and drums the composer picked up during a trip to Senegal:

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You can check out John Keltonic’s work here, Jonathan Russell’s work here, and Thomas O’Boyle’s work here. Jordan Breeding also writes for a bunch of people, the Twitter, and has done some music himself, if you care about that kind of thing.

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